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Matt Harding is awesome.  I buy Stride gum because of him.  I am a helpless victim of great advertising.

I want to go everywhere Matt has gone.  He is so awesome.  I can dance better than him, but he looks much cuter doing it.  If you don’t know who Matt is, check out his website: www.wherethehellismatt.com . He travels the world and dances.  Way cool.  Matt just wrapped up another world wide trip and has a new video out.  This stuff makes me want to drop everything, sell my baseball card collection and my wii, and travel the world.

Here’s his adventure for 2008, any of these sites look familiar????

His original clip from 2006:

HOURS!??!?

Chapstick.  That’s right, invest in chapstick.  It’s gotta be the fancy kind with fancy gimmicks: exotic ingredients, SPF95, different scents and flavors.  Why?  Because people are ALWAYS FREAKIN’ LOSING them!  Have you EVER finished a chapstick?  Didn’t think so.  People will always need chapstick.  Especially with global warming and uv rays and aliens.  I made it a point to buy a stick of “ChapStick” ™ and NOT lose it and use it ALL up.  I mean, until there is no more wax in the darn thing.

I did it.  Of the millions of lip balms/chapsticks I’ve purchased, I finally finished ONE.  I won the lotto.  I am happy.

embedding video for the lazy:

giving credit where credit is due: http://gizmodo.com/5018924/girl-spins-on-escalator-thanks-to-physics-or-magic

btw, gizmodo is an awesome site, bookmark and visit it everyday. then you’ll be a cool kid too.

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads… regardless of how ”good” or “bad” they’ve been.  To all you fathers and future fathers: be a man.  Be responsible.  Be the best you can be.  Be a role model.  Think about your kids… they’re what makes you a father.  Without your children, you are not a father.