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Chapstick.  That’s right, invest in chapstick.  It’s gotta be the fancy kind with fancy gimmicks: exotic ingredients, SPF95, different scents and flavors.  Why?  Because people are ALWAYS FREAKIN’ LOSING them!  Have you EVER finished a chapstick?  Didn’t think so.  People will always need chapstick.  Especially with global warming and uv rays and aliens.  I made […]

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Isn’t she SO cool? JK. I don’t *really* <3 Miley Cyrus, I don’t know her at all, but she definitely gets an “A” for effort. Brief summary: Jon Chu, director of Step Up 2: The Streets challenges Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux, of the popular YouTube channel show “The Miley and Mandy […]

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On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United States , Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. During that meeting he asked her, “How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?”
“That’s easy,” the Queen replied, “You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors.”
“But how can I tell […]

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Find out here: http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm
(NORAD: North America Aerospace Defense Command)

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…the San Diego Zoo! </end theme song>
Now meet Zhen Zhen, this horrendous monstrosity:

(photo from LA Times, caption by someone cool)

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