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Investing? Here’s a guaranteed return

June 29th, 2008 by ron

Chapstick.  That’s right, invest in chapstick.  It’s gotta be the fancy kind with fancy gimmicks: exotic ingredients, SPF95, different scents and flavors.  Why?  Because people are ALWAYS FREAKIN’ LOSING them!  Have you EVER finished a chapstick?  Didn’t think so.  People will always need chapstick.  Especially with global warming and uv rays and aliens.  I made it a point to buy a stick of “ChapStick” ™ and NOT lose it and use it ALL up.  I mean, until there is no more wax in the darn thing.

I did it.  Of the millions of lip balms/chapsticks I’ve purchased, I finally finished ONE.  I won the lotto.  I am happy.

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